Monday, January 9, 2012

Another Republican Suicide Mission?

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by Robert Ringer - Monday, January 9, 2012

The Iowa caucuses spotlighted everything that’s wrong with politics in this country … everything that’s wrong with a republic devolving into a democracy … everything that’s wrong with entitlement-driven America.

Media cheerleaders valiantly tried to create a Super Bowl-like atmosphere around the Republican presidential candidates’ first test in Iowa, but I was so turned off that I watched very little of the coverage on election night. I make it a practice not to see bad movies more than once, and this was a very bad political movie I had seen many times over the years.


It’s a movie that always has a bad ending, one in which a villain disguised as a conservative finagles his way into becoming the Republican nominee, then usually loses the general election because the other side exposes him as a weak-kneed charlatan. But occasionally he wins, and shortly after he is sworn into office, he steps into a phone booth, strips off his conservative costume, and dons his bright-red collectivist cape.

(Of course, since there are no more phone booths to speak of, this year’s nominee may have to settle for a restroom — which, when you think about it, is a much more suitable environment for someone who is full of … well, you get the idea.)

The nominating process has nothing to do with candidates convincing voters that they believe in strictly adhering to the Constitution; nothing to do with implementing major spending cuts; nothing to do with stopping the government from bossing people around and invading their personal lives. It’s all about campaign strategy, showmanship, fundraising, and organization.

So, as Iowa caucus goers held their noses and voted, SuperMitt managed to emerge victorious — by a grand total of eight votes — over someone who was last in line to be the anti-Romney candidate. The idea that Rick Santorum did something miraculous is just more media hype. In truth, his rise was a direct result of the fall of the first four anti-Romney’s who were in line in front of him.

Santorum has been his usual abrasive self throughout the campaign, seemingly intent on challenging Barack Obama for Whiner of the Year Award. And since no one paid much attention to him until recently, he was able to hide a slew of sins from conservative voters, including voting to raise the debt ceiling five times, voting for George Bush’s No Child Left Behind monstrosity, and voting for the budget-busting prescription-drug entitlement program.

In addition, Santorum said he was proud of the earmarks he was able to get inserted into various pieces of legislation over the years, and, worst of all, he supported progressive Arlen Specter’s reelection over conservative Pat Toomey, which resulted in a crucial vote for Obamacare.

There are probably no less than a dozen Republicans sitting out these primaries who would have had a far better chance of being knighted the non-Romney candidate than Rick Santorum. The Republicans’ attraction to death wishes continues to be baffling.

If Ron Paul can’t pull off the mother of all upsets, Republicans will be on their way to sending yet another progressive member of their party to do battle with the evildoers in the other wing of the Demopublican Party. And, most likely, that will be MittMan, who, after all, has now been endorsed by none other than John McCain. Nothing makes masochistic Republicans feel more secure than seeing their presidential nominee endorsed by their last failed presidential candidate, especially when he’s an uber progressive.

Contrary to what some Republicans would like voters to believe, their field of candidates is pathetic. So much so that it’s possible, albeit not likely, that a big-name Republican could still decide to enter the race even after missing Iowa and New Hampshire — and perhaps South Carolina. Conservative stalwarts such as Paul Ryan and Mitch Daniels must certainly know that they could shoot right to the top if they decided to get in.

And, though I hate to admit it, the liberals’ favorite Republican, Mike Huckabee, would absolutely overwhelm this field of candidates if he were to enter the race. But, as I’ve said before, I think he has wisely chosen to make his hundred million or so first, then run for president when he’s in his sixties. What he doesn’t understand is that there may not be an election by the time he’s ready to run.

So, dear reader, right now we are staring at a professional political scoundrel, Mitt Romney, as the most likely Republican nominee. This is a man who couldn’t handle simple, straightforward questions from the terrifyingly ferocious Bret Baier. Which makes one wonder how in the world he would handle the second coming of Saul Alinsky, who will be thanking him throughout the campaign for creating the perfect model for Obamacare.

Oh, and one more thing. If Obama swallows his pride and has Hillary and Joe Biden switch jobs, as is being rumored in some quarters, no one will be able to beat him. Confused, unprincipled independents would flock to Hillary as though she were the second coming of Eleanor Roosevelt. Four years of Obama followed by eight years of Hillary (assuming Obama didn’t succeed in implementing a dictatorship) would make the U.S. look not so much like Europe, but more like the former Soviet Union.

I hope nothing I’ve said here will prevent you from enjoying all the media hype over tonight’s New Hampshire primary. Just sit back and savor it, the same as you would a good Marx Brothers’ movie.

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ROBERT RINGER is a New York Times #1 bestselling author and host of the highly acclaimed Liberty Education Interview Series, which features interviews with top political, economic, and social leaders. He has appeared on Fox News, Fox Business, The Tonight Show, Today, The Dennis Miller Show, Good Morning America, The Lars Larson Show, ABC Nightline, and The Charlie Rose Show, and has been the subject of feature articles in such major publications as Time, People, The Wall Street Journal, Fortune, Barron's, and The New York Times.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Isn't it all just another scene from the Theater of the Absurd?