Grandpa Jones

I was thinking about him when I had breakfast just now.  I remember him from the 70's comedy show "Hee Haw".  In particular, he would be asked by the audience the question "Hey Grandpa!, what's for supper?".  Then he would talk about what was for supper and the crowd would would yell "Yum!, Yum!".

Well, I just had a tasty little concoction for breakfast.  Would anybody think yummy after this description?  Well, here goes.  I had a substitute scrambled egg on toast sandwich, with melted fat-free cheese sprinkled with imitation bacon bits, plus a slice of low fat turkey, and all seasoned with black pepper.  I thought it wasn't too bad.