How true

The best part of this article is #8.  Yep, I've been building, but they haven't been coming.

Number 2 is good too

Remember, the squeaky wheel always gets paid first.

I'm not "squeaky" enough, I bet.  But that ain't my style.

Always worried about #4.  I like this one:

Will Rogers said that “if you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do, is stop digging.”

Now, if someone would just tell Paul Krugman that.