Instead of gun crime, the UK worries about knife crime. And has been practicing knife control. [ It hasn't worked, so that means, do even more of it!]
Eventually, all knives will be forbidden. Then people will start using rocks to kill each other. I suppose there will be rock control. Even potatoes can be used to kill people. Ban potatoes.
Eventually, the blessed day will arrive when everything is banned, and everybody will love everybody and there will be a utopia. /snark
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