Tingly Wingly Man

With all apologies to Donovan, I offer this parody of Chris Matthews.  It could be performed and recorded if I can make a deal, but I don't know if the deal is possible.  Copyright issues and such.  I used to do these parodies on my old blog back in 2004.  But none of those actually got put to music.  Just let your imagination fill in the blanks.



Tingly Wingly Man

Groan with a snark in my last tweet
I open my eyes to take a leak
To turn on the tube on TV
Amazed with 'Bam foolery.

'Twas then when the Tingly Wingly Man
Came singing songs Zero
then when the Tingly Wingly Man
Came singing songs Zero

Tingly wingly, Tingly tingly, tingly tingly, tingling his leg.
Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly tingly, tingling his leg.
Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly tingly, Tingling his leg.

Blistering tea bags attack
Unrelenting gives no slack
Down with all modernity
Crying no civility

'Tis then when the Tingly Wingly Man
Came singing songs Zero
then when the Tingly Wingly Man
Came singing songs Zero

Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly tingling his leg.
Tingly-wingly, Tingly-wingly, Tingly-wingly, Tingly wingly pulling leg.
Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly tingly, Tingly tingling his leg.

[instrumental interlude]

Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly, wingly Tingly tingling his leg.
Here comes the phony bloney man singing songs Zero,
phony-bloney, phony-bloney,phony-bloney, bloney his leg
Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly his leg.
Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly, Tingly wingly his leg.