A thoroughly mixed up situation

Just saw a sentence on Conservative Treehouse that got me thinking. Quote: "In the bigger picture Canada has a serious problem."

 

Yes, don't we all? Just from my own point of view, I've got a problem. Actually, more than one. Anyway, the problems seem to be accelerating. The problems appear to be everywhere and all the time. In other words, the shit may be getting ready to hit the fan.

It may be a matter of what turd drops first.

From certain points of view in other parts of the world, the turds are always dropping. The splatter may have a way of spreading around.

But we care about the matters closest at hand. As long as the splatters don't come this way, everything is coming up roses.

There are those who forever may be able to dodge the splatter, but alas! Probably not me.

Eventually we are all going to get it. One way or another. It may sound morbid, but that is the way it is.