O'Rourke

You have heard of the erstwhile Senatorial candidate from the state of Texas, a state which the Occasional Cortex wants to send back to Mexico, haven't you?

This guy and AOC are supposed to be the future of a country whose continued existence is in doubt, it seems.

Some folks note that his first name was Robert, and he was known as such in High School.  Perhaps he didn't wear blackface, but he did acquire a Latino nickname, even though he is Irish.

So, what could you call O'Rourke that is in keeping with who he is?  You know, that doesn't seem to mean much these days.  For example, you could be born male, but if you imagine hard enough, and wish it hard enough, you can be a girl.  What a concept. 

Well, if you wish hard enough to be Latino, can you become Latino?  Probably not.  Better hurry being President too, because there may not be much left of the USA before AOC gives it all away.  After all, the white man stole their land that they immigrated to from the land the land they didn't want anymore.  Maybe the white man can go there?

So, O'Rourke wants to be Latino when he grows up, but he can't, because he wasn't "born that way".  Only those that are "born that way" can be Latinos, and be President of a country which should not exist, because it was stolen from the real Latinos ( according to AOC).  Therefore, we can call him "Paddy" O'Rourke.  Paddy is a noble name for an Irishman, which is good, because O'Rourke is from a rich family.

But AOC says rich folks can't be rich no more.  What happens to all their money?  I'm sure they can use it to build some fast trains that go all over a country that no longer exists.  After this glorious day arrives, we can be proud of our country that no longer exists. 

By the way, if there are any monuments to this country, they must be destroyed.  You certainly don't want that country to be great again.