Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Woman gets life in prison for murder of husband

The star witness appears to have been a parrot.


The parrot was reported to have said:  "Don't f----ing shoot" , in the husband's voice.  The parrot belonged to the dead man.

This must break new ground in criminal justice.  If all of this is true, then animals can testify in court.

Question:  Can a bird lie?  If it does, can it be put in jail for perjury?




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