Don't let them cause you to check your brain in at the door

 

This message is a break from the usual sarcasm, so listen up carefully! Actually, you should always believe everything I say.

P.S.

Are liberals really stupid? That's because they sure seem to act that way. At least, they say the most amazing things (particularly the one who said DC is safe, but wants to remain anonymous, for personal safety reasons). Art Linkletter once said that about kids--that they said the most amazing things. Who's Art Linkletter? Look it up.