Conservative impotence

This is something of a joke.  You never know how people might take what you write.  NOTICE:  THIS IS A JOKE.

Okay, the joke is this ( which may not really be a joke ):  In order to be a conservative, you have to have a limp dick.  If you can manage a hard-on, you ain't no conservative.

Wha?????

The thing is this:  In order to have power, you have to be able to do something.  If all you do is talk, you might as well be a 90 year old guy who can't get a hard-on anymore.  He might think about pussy, but he sure as hell can't do anything about it.  So, all he does is TALK.  That's all conservatives do is talk.  A bunch of limp dicks.