Will the Barackness Monster eat Underdog?

This is an absurd post, but the days are decidedly unserious. Why not?  Besides hear me out, as I lay it out for you below:

Here's a Fallon quote from the slow jam the news stunt this past week:

The President didn’t give too many jokes during the sketch but did manage to keep a straight face as Fallon called him the “Preezy of the United Sleezy,” “the Barackness Monster,” and ”the POTUS with the Mostest.”

Now with all this buzz about Obama eating dog, I came up with the notion that the "Barackness Monster" can eat Underdog.  You see, Obama is abusing his authority with some frequency.  He is taking on some of the characteristics of a bad guy.  You need a good guy for every bad guy in order to balance things out, hence Underdog.  The underdog is like David who slew Goliath.  Goliath is like a monster of sorts.  But the Barackness Monster may audit your tax returns, or he may even kill you ( that's a stretch, but it is the law that he signed and the power he wanted).