Father's day

Visiting with Wishbone just now and he said something that I thought was pretty funny, so I'll share it with ya'll.

Since it is Father's day, what does Brucette do now?  He has several kids, so what do they give him/her?  Do they give him/her some feminine hygiene products for a present?

Bwah, hah, hah!

Another thing.  Once they go to doing a dick-etomy, I mean, where do they put it?  Wishbone says that they do something like a root canal down there, and then they stuff it in.  They have to find a place to make the outie an innie, so where do they put it?

Inquiring minds want to know.