Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Six months to live

An old Henny Youngman joke.  It goes like this:  The doctor gave me six months to live.  He said that if I cannot pay the bill, that he will give me six more.  [ yuk, yuk]

So, I went to the doctor today.  He said on the average that a chordoma patient may expect on the average to live seven years.  Okay, if I have a bill that cannot be paid, can I get seven more?

Hmm.  Not so funny.

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