Wednesday, March 29, 2023

Meatballs



Meatball scientists won't eat their creation

The link refers to some lab grown "meat" from prehistoric mammoth cells. They did a Jurassic Park without the mammoth. But they didn't use frog dna. Instead, they used elephant dna. No mammoth had to die because it has already been dead for millenia. How sensitive, how kind! PETA should be happy about that.

The scientists are a little worried about eating any of the lab grown meat, but they did make a meatball out of it.

Supposedly this meatball will save humanity because it takes so little resources to make the meatball. Only if someone would be willing to eat the thing and see if it turns them into a frankenstein monster. Maybe it won't even give you heartburn. The best bet against this is to cook it sufficiently.

Seems odd, this reluctance. So many people took mrna "vaccines". Why the reluctance to act as guinea pigs? They should be used to it by now.

Provided that they can find someone to eat the meatball, we'll have to wait and see if their creation will prove to be a viable product. It has remarkable qualities. It takes hardly any water to make one, for example. No word on how much it costs. Presumably, it will cost a lot less to make a meatball this way since it uses so few resources.

Not sure what the meatball would be called. It is made of a prehistoric mammoth, so maybe it can be called the mammoth meatball.

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