Too pooped to pop

Collyfornia's economy is all pooped out.

Contacted on the Poop Deck of the failing ship of state, the governor blamed it on a lack of good help these days.  Nobody wants to come in and do the cleaning anymore.  Americans won't do that kind of work, but neither will the undocumented undocumented.

The guv blamed Trump, and told him he needs to get his shirt together.  But the President replied on Twitter that Collyfornia has no shortage of that commodity.  They are full of that, he tweeted.

However, the illegal weed business is doing well.  Nobody knows what the world is coming to, but in their state, as they say, it always falls down.